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 WELCOME TO THE MOVIE SECTION IN HERE YOU WILL READ MY THOUGHTS ABOUT MOVIES NEW AND OLD.  ALSO I WANT TO HEAR YOUR COMMENT'S ABOUT THE SAME THING.  JUST LEAVE YOUR THOUGHT'S IN THE COMMENT BOX AND TELL ME WHAT MOVIE YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT AND I WILL POST IT THANK YOU.

 NOW I AM GOING TO TELL YOU GUY'S MY TOP 5 MOVIES OF THE SUMMER AND THE ONE'S THAT LET ME DOWN,  ALSO I AM GOING TO TALK ABOUT THE BEST DVD'S AND WORST I HAVE RENTED IN THE LAST P MONTH'S.

MY TOP FIVE MOVIES OF THE SUMMER

1.  THE DARK KNIGHT - HAND'S DOWN                                                                            2.  MIRROR'S - BEST HORROR MOVIE OF THE YEAR                                                       3.  IRON MAN - ROBERT DOWNEY JR'S SECOND COMING                                           4.  KUNG FU PANDA - I LOVED THIS MOVIE                                                                    5.  THE INCREDIBLE HULK - AWESOME MOVIE

MY WORST 5 MOVIES OF THE SUMMER

1.  SPEED RACER - 200 MILLION DOLLAR BUDGET,  20 MILLION INTAKE DO THE MATH.                                                                                                                                       2.  DRILLBIT TAYLOR - WAS NOT FUNNY                                                                       3.  PROM NIGHT - BAD REMAKE,  DID NOT EVEN COMPARE TO THE ORIGINAL      4.  GET SMART - LEAVE  OLD T.V. ON OLD T.V.                                                            5.  MEET THE SPARTAN'S - I WSH THESE GUY'S WOULD STOP MAKING MOVIES.

TOP 5 MOVIES I RENTED

1.  THE LOVE GURU - I THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY AS HELL                                           2.  WAR INC. - HILLARY DUFF FINALLY STEPS OUT OF DISNEY'S SHADOW.            3.  FORGETTING SARAH MARSHAL - GREAT COMEDY LOT'S OF QUOTABLES.         4.  WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS - VERY FUNNY.                                                                 5.  THE BUCKET LIST - JACK AND MORGAN I LOVED THIS MOVIE.

5 MOVIES I WISHED I DID NOT RENT

1.  SEX AND THE CITY - HORRIBLE                                                                                     2.  MADE OF HONOR - WHY? WHY? WHY?                                                                        3.  CLOVERFIELD - LEAVE NEW YORK ALONE FUCKING GIANT TICK'S                   4.  COLLEGE ROAD TRIP - MARTIN NEED'S TO STAY AWAY FROM DISNEY             5.  FOOL'S GOLD - ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ  WAKE ME WHEN IT IS OVER

5 MOVIES I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE

1.  SAW V                                                                                                                                  2.  THE WOLVERINE MOVIE                                                                                                 3.  TRANSFORMERS 2                                                                                                            4.  THE NEW PUNISHER MOVIE                                                                                           5.  MADAGASCAR 2

THAT'S WHAT I THINK HOW ABOUT YOU?

 

Wall E

December 16, 2008
   THIS WAS BY FAR ONE OF MY FAVORITE MOVIES OF THE YEAR.  DISNET PIXAR TOOK A REAL BIG CHANCE WITH THIS MOVIE PRETTY MUCH SAYING THAT WE ARE DESTROYING PLANET EARTH.  WITH THESE BIG CORPORATIONS RUINING REAL LIFE,  ALSO SHOWING PEOPLE THAT SOCIETY IS GETTING LAZY AND IF WE KEEP ON THE PATH WE ARE ON AND THE BAD SHAPE THE EARTH IS IN WITH POLUTION AND ALL THAT OTHER SHIT.  ANYWAYZ SORRY ABOUT THE RANT THIS WAS A GREAT MOVIE IT DID NOT NEED A WHOLE LOT OF DIALOG TO GET IT'S POINT ACROSS IT IS A LOVE STORY BETWEEN ROBOT'S YES ROBOT'S.  WALL E KIND OF LOOKS LIKE JOHNNY 5 FROM SHORT CIRCUIT LOL.  ANYWAYZ THIS  WAS THE BEST KIDS MOVIE OF THE YEAR IN MY BOOK EVEN THOUGH KUNG FU PANDA WAS GREAT ALSO .  BUT I GIVE THIS MOVIE A 4.5 OUT OF 5 AND A REWATCHABLE RATING OF 9 OUT OF 10.  JUST CHECK IT OUT AND TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK.  

Posted by Philip Andrews. Posted In : KID'S MOVIES 

 

NAKED GUN TRILOGY

October 20, 2008

THE NAKED GUN TRILOGY YES, YES, YES,  THIS SERIES SET THE TONE FOR PARODY MOVIES EVERYWHERE.  LIKE THE SCARY MOVIE SERIES  AND SOME OF THE REAL BAD ONES LIKE MEET THE SPARTAN'S,  AND EPIC MOVIE.  IN THESE MOVIES LESLIE NEILSON (AIRPLANE,  SUPER HERO MOVIE),  PLAYED LIEUTENANT FRANK DREBBIN,  ALSO STARRING O.J. SIMPSON (AHHH RUN AND HIDE) JUST KIDDING.  ALL 3 OF THESE MOVIES ARE FUNNY AS HELL THE FUNNIEST TO ME WAS THE 3RD ONE.  I THINK THAT WAS BECAUSE IT WAS MORE UPDATED.  IF YOU WANT A GOOD...
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Posted by Philip Andrews. Posted In : COMEDY'S/T.V. MOVIE REMAKES 

 

HORTON HEARS A WHO

October 18, 2008

MY FIRST KID MOVIE ENTRY WILL BE DR. SEUSS HORTON HEARS A WHO.  YOU KNOW WITH THE VOICE CASTING I THOUGHT THIS MOVIE WOULD OF BEEN ALOT BETTER CAUSE FRANKLY I FOUND IT BORING AND SO DID MY DAUGHTER SHE FELL ASLEEP ABOUT 30 MINUTES INTO THE MOVIE.  THE CAST WAS JIM CARREY(THE MASK),  STEVE CARREL (40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN), AND CAROL BURNETT (6 WEEK'S).  NOW FOR ALL THE HYPE THAT THIS GOT IT WAS REALLY DISAPPOINTING,  IT SEEMED TO ME LIKE THE SUPPOSED FUN THEY WERE HAVING WAS FORCED AND YOU COULD HE...
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Posted by Philip Andrews. Posted In : KID'S MOVIES 

 

INTERVIEW WITH A VAMPIRE

October 18, 2008

THIS MOVIE HAS CLASSIC WRITTEN ALL OVER IT.  A BRILLIANT ADAPTATION OF THE BOOK BY ANN RICE.  STARRING TOM CRUISE (TOP GUN),  BRAD PITT (OCEAN'S 11) AND  KIRSTEN DUNST (SPIDER-MAN TRILOGY) CHRISTIAN SLATER (HEATHERS) AND ANTONIO BANDERAS (DESPERADO).  THIS MOVIE LAUNCHED HER CAREER AND TURNED BRAD PITT INTO A SERIOUS ACTOR I DON'T KNOW IF YOU REMEMBER BUT HE WAS IN COOL WORLD.  WHICH WAS DIFFERENT TO SAY THE LEAST.  BUT ENOUGH OF THAT JOKE,  BACK TO THIS GREAT PICTURE.  THIS MOVIE STARTS WITH...
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Posted by Philip Andrews. Posted In : HORROR/THRILLER 

 

BEETLEJUICE

October 17, 2008

BEETLEJUICE,  BEETLEJUICE,  BEETLEJUICE.   MAN I HAVE NOT SEEN THIS MOVIE IN A LONG TIME BUT IT IS STILL ONE OF MY ALL-TIME FAVORITES.  SHOWING TIM BURTON'S IMAGINATION AT IT'S BEST,  WITH A GREAT CAST LIKE ALEC BALDWIN (30 ROCK,  THE HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER),  GEENA DAVIS (THELMA AND LOUISE),  AND MICHAEL KEATON (BATMAN, AND BATMAN RETURN'S) AND WINONA RYDER (MR. DEED'S, STRANGERS WITH CANDY) THIS LAUNCHED HER CAREER.  THIS IS BY FAR ONE OF THE DARKEST COMEDIES OF ALL TIME.  EVERYBODY KNOW'S TH...
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Posted by Philip Andrews. Posted In : COMEDY'S/T.V. MOVIE REMAKES 

 

AMERICAN PSYCHO

October 17, 2008

AMERICAN PSYCHO,  IS ONE OF THE MOST DERANGED MOVIES OF ALL TIME.  I LOVE THIS MOVIE I HAVE SEEN IT COUNTLESS TIME'S.  CHRISTIAN BALE (BATMAN BEGIN'S,  THE DARK KNIGHT)  PLAY'S A BUSINESS MAN WHO LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH HOKER'S AND KILL PEOPLE.  FUN HUH?  BUT WHERE THE REAL STORY IS,  IS THAT IT SHOW'S HOW FACELESS SOCIETY WAS IN THE 80'S.  TO WHERE ALL PEOPLE CARED ABOUT WAS WHAT WS ON YOUR BUSINESS CARD AND WHERE YOU LIVED,  NOT THAT MUCH HAS CHANGED IN TODAY'S SOCIETY.  BUT THAT IS FOR ANOTH...
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Posted by Philip Andrews. Posted In : HORROR/THRILLER 

 

EAGLE EYE

October 17, 2008


STEVEN SPEILBERG'S NEWEST MOVIE EAGLE EYE,  THE FIRST WORD THAT COMES TO MIND IS EXPLOSIVE.  I THOUGHT THIS WAS A GREAT MOVIE AND I WOULD REALLY LIKE TO SEE IT AGAIN.  IT DOEN NOT DISAPPOINT THE STORY I AWESOME AND THE CAR CHASE SEEN WITH-IN THE FIRST 40 MINUTES OF THE MOVIE WAS ONE OF THE BEST CAR SCENES I HAVE SEEN IN A WHILE.  IT MAKES YOU WONDER WHAT DOES THE GOVERNMENT REALLY CONTROL,  THE FIRST THING I SAID WHEN I LEFT THE MOVIE THEATER WAS NOW THAT IS A MESSED UP SITUATION.  A COMPUTER...


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Posted by Philip Andrews. Posted In : ACTION MOVIES 

 

SPIDER-MAN 3

October 16, 2008

NOW BACK TO THE MARVEL MOVIES AND YET ANOTHER DISAPPOINTMENT IN MY BOOK.  SPIDER-MAN 3 WAS THE WORSE OF THE SERIES SO FAR.  IF THEY WOULD HAVE GONE WITH THEIR ORIGINAL PLAN AND NOT HAD VENOM IN THIS ONE IT WOULD OF BEEN A LOT BETTER.  CAUSE THE SANDMAN VS SPIDER-MAN SAGA IS GREAT,  BUT BECAUSE PEOPLE WERE DEMANDING THAT THEY PUT VENOM IN THE MOVIE THEY CRAMMED 2 MOVIES IN ONE, AND DID A HORRIBLE JOB.  I LIKE TOBEY MAGUIRE, AS PETER PARKER,  TOPHER GRACE AS VENOM WAS A BIG CHANCE AND IT WAS NO...
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TEETH

October 16, 2008

NOW I DON'T KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE ACTUALLY SAW THIS MOVIE BUT I DID AND FELT LIKE I NEED TO SAY SOME THING'S ABOUT IT.  THIS MOVIE IS CALLED TEETH IT IS ABOUT A YOUNG LADY WHO HAS TEETH IN HER VAGINA.  RAZOR SHARP TEETH LIKE SHARKS HAVE, AND WHEN SHE IS TENSE OR NOT ENJOYING WHAT IS GOING ON THEY WILL BITE OFF WHATEVER IS IN THERE.  KIND OF MESSED UP IF YOU ASK ME BUT THAT WOULD STOP PEOPLE FROM RAPEING  OTHERS.  BUT SERIOUSLY THIS MOVIE WAS HALF WAY DESCENT A ENTERTAINING STORY AND IT WILL KE...
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Posted by Philip Andrews. Posted In : HORROR/THRILLER 

 

THE INCREDIBLE HULK

October 16, 2008


OK HERE WE ARE AGAIN WITH THE HULK BUT NOT JUST THE HULK, THE INCREDIBLE HULK,  YES THERE IS A DIFFERENCE,  AND YOU CAN TELL BY THE GET GO.  THIS MOVIE BROUGHT THE MAGIC OF THE OLD T.V. SHOW AND SOME RESPECT BACK TO THE CHARACTER. IT DID NOT DO AS WELL IN THEATERS AS THEY WOULD OF HOPED BUT THAT IS BECAUSE OF THE FIRST ONE THEY PUT OUT.  I REALLY HOPE THEY DO ANOTHER IN THIS STYLE AND KEEP ED NORTON AS BRUCE BANNER HE WAS GREAT.  WITH LIV TYLER, AND A WONDERFUL PERFORMANCE FROM TIM ROTH.  YOU...
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Posted by Philip Andrews. Posted In : COMIC BOOK MOVIES 

 
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